【サイズって大事?】外国人女性の求めるアレのサイズが衝撃過ぎた

【サイズって大事?】外国人女性の求めるアレのサイズが衝撃過ぎた

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1組目 イングランド出身の女性に聞いてみた!

Oki doki thank you very much for your help

Where are you from?

I’m from Argentina

I have interviewed so many Argentinian girl

And they are all beautiful

What the heck is going on? What’s happening?

Are all Argentinian girls beautiful?

Yes, a lot of Argentinian

I like your confidence

Do you live in Gold Coast? Or

You are visiting here?

I’ve lived in Gold Coast for eight months and

I study English in this city

Why didn’t you choose somewhere like Sydney or Merbourne?

Do you prefer Gold Coast?

I prefer Gold Coast because the beaches, the persons

The vibes and the atmosphere

So in this video I need to ask you some serious questions about size

First of all, do you have a partner now?

No, I don’t have a boyfriend

Where do you usually go to find a boyfriend in Argentina?

Do you guys use Tinder or matching apps

Or like you go to bars and talks to people?

No but I use Instagram for a lot of persons

Send DMs?

Yes

Is it like this?

Yes, but i can use Tinder and a lot of applications

So I’m an innicent Japanaese man

I have not much knowledge about relationship and love stuff like this but

Since we were a kid in Japan We’ve heard a rumor

That people say Japanese men have a small Banana

That’s what we say

Have you ever heard of it?

Do you have that kind of image that Asian people have small?

Ah yes yes

You have the image?

Yes

It’s no problem! No worries!

So this is the main question of this interview

That’s why we kind of like lose confidence in foreign countries

Because we feel like we have a small cucumber

But does size matter to you? Or

Is there anything more important than that?

Size is important?

Not really but it’s important but a little bit

Not too much?

Because the person and the personality is more important if he’s beautiful

Feelings

And I say the hair and…

Appearance and fashion and everything

It’s a combo

Not only about the size everything else as well

Exactly

Sorry that was a difficult question to answer but thank you very much for your cooperation

You’re welcome

Muchas gracias

2組目 ドイツ出身の女性に聞いてみた!

Where are you from?

I’m from Germany

And you came here with like Working holiday visa or something?

Just on Working holiday visa yeah

What made you come to Gold Coast?

Why don’t you live in Sydney or Melbourne?

I just love that you are able to just go into the water

No worries about crocodiles like in Cairns

And you can just enjoy also if you have like really nice people

So many travelers since it’s summer time everybody is coming here

There’s a vibe that people are kind of like chill but

Also like very excited to enjoy their life here

Very active lifestyle

I really realized that when I came here

Everybody’s jogging or surfing or

Doing whatever, walking their dog I love it

That’s why it’s called Surfers Paradise right here

And I am a very active person from Japan as well

And in this video I need to ask you some

Serious questions about size today

Anyway, first of all. do you have a partner now?

No, right now no

It’s easier if you are a solo traveler

So you are trying to be single on purpose now

Enjoying a single time

I’m a very innocent Japanese man from a countryside Japan

But since I was a kid I have heard a rumor that’s saying

We Japanese or we Asian people have

A bit of small eggplant, cucumber

This is the rumor that I’ve heard

And honestly from a GErman girl’s experience

Have you ever heard something like this? Have you ever heard…

I’ve heard, I’ve heard, I’ve heard

So this is true

And have you ever checked it?

I haven’t checked

And the second question is gonna be like this It is actually the main question of this interview as well

Honestly as a German girl’s perspective

Do you think size matters?

No, it’s more technique

More techinique? So techinique’s more important?

Coz it can be

And still be bad you know

Have you ever seen a really gigantic…?

German people are quite bulky sometimes

Okay

Maybe I haven’t seen

So maybe I go to Germany

So for you technique is much more important

I’d say so

If both are bad, it’s just bad

But it can really go to like ten if he’s got technique I think

Sorry I don’t really usually ask this question but

You seem very nice so

What’s the ideal cucumber size?

I honestly don’t have really any preference

It dosen’t really matter

If it’s good, it’s good if it’s bad, it’s bad

That is true

I feel the same(?)

Last question is gonna be like this it dosen’t have to be a thing about the size but

When you use Tinder or matching apps or

You talk to guys in a bar or whatever

Have you ever had like failure stories? Like

This happened and this was sh*t

This was awkward and a crazy sh*t happened

It’s just if you have like a Tinder date

And he’s just not what you were expected at all

Did you see like a very awkward person?

Maybe more of like than I see him in a friend way

They are more like friends to me then

If it doesn’t really match

Then I don’t know how to handle that and i’m just like

Nice to see you but

Nice to see you but I gotta go?

Do I sound alright though so far?

Yeah

Talk to them like this

Thank you very much Danke schon

You’re welcome

3組目 デンマーク出身の2人組の女性に聞いてみた!

Thank you very much for your help

Where are you from?

Denmark

And Denmark

Now I found out that

I like Danish girls

Nice to see you girls

And do you live here or are you visiting here?

We are visiting

What made you come here?

We’ve always wanted to go to Australia

And then we just picked the spots

We are traveling along the east coast

The east coast trip, I’ve done it like five years ago That was amazing

In this video girls

I really need to ask you some serious questions about size

Nightlife

Nightlife and size

First of all, do you have a partner now?

No

Yeah

I’m a very innocent Japanese man from a countryside is Japan but

Since we were kids we’ve always heard a rumor that’s saying

Japanese or Asian have …

A small cucumber

We’ve heard that We’ve heard this kind of rumor and

We’ve always googled

It it true? Do we have a small…

World brah brah size

We always googled and

Apparently so

Have you ever heard this rumor?

Yes

I heard it

I think so yeah

So sad

The main question of this interview

Okay, I understood

We seem like a person that has small that’s okay but

Do you think the size matters?

Answer first

No

Is there anything more important?

Well yeah

Could you tell me?

Like the vibe

Even he has a good shape, good cucumber

If there is no vibe, atmosphere

You don’t feel good

But if there’s atmosphere like you are connected with the person

You enjoy the moment is it like that?

Sure

Girls are like that, aren’t they?

How do I say thank you in Danish? Tak?

Tak!

4組目 ジャマイカ出身の女性に聞いてみた!

Where are you from?

I’m originally from Jamaica

Just migrated here in January

Congratulations!

What brought you here though?

Because Jamaica sounds like a very happy place

It is and it’s very far

I met my husband who’s Australian in Jamaica

In Jamaica?

He went there to work for two years

Then he spend twenty years

And that’s how we met

An Australia person worked in Jamaica

What did he used to do?

Telephone directory, Yellow pages

And it’s still running in Jamaica in the all Caribbean it’s still alive

Big company, is it?

Yes

From a serious conservation to something a bit more

More related to nightlife

In this video I need to ask you some questions about size

This is a very rare opportunity for me to be able to talk to a Jamaican person so

I really need to ask you

I’m a very innocent Japanese man from a countryside but

Since I was a kid

We’ve heard a rumor that is saying

Japanese guys have a small zucchini

Have you ever heard of something like this in Jamaica?

I’ve heard but not just Japanese

White guys

Whether you are American or not

That’s what I’ve heard growing up

But it’s not true

Have you ever checked it?

My husband is white

How about Asian guys though?

You’ve never seen?

I’ve never seen and I can’t say

No, I can’t judge and I’m not gonna be a judger

Because at the end the day it’s not the size

It’s not about the size

What is more important then?

Love

Communucation

So if there is no communication and if there is no love

You don’t feel anything

Yeah pretty much

I don’t think about the size

It’s the effect from the bullet

You said you’ve heard the rumor but

Not only Japanese but you said also white people have a small zucchini

And we Japanese think that African people

Relatively have a quite big size…

Not all of them

Not all

So this is a stereotype?

RIght! This is what we make it look like

We do this

This is really good to know yeah

Because we have this big stereotype in Japan

All the mem think African people have a rocket

Not all

It depends on what you were born with

What you were born with? What do you mean?

Some are born with a big d***

Some are born with a small d***

Some girls are born with a big nice punpun

Some are born with some big s*** punpun so

Thank you very much yeah

In this four minutes, five minutes we didn’t learn only English

But also the fact that we couldn’t see

It’s just our mind

I need to go to Jamaica it must be a very good country

It’s a very beautiful country

People are nice

It’s three hundred sixty five days summer

We are very nice

Thank you very much

You are so welcome

Enjoy the rest of your day

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